blonde joke: the perfect crime

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Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 05-Sep-2006 11:15:01

I'd like to dedicate this to my favorite blondes: Buckeyed fan, and Texas Red. They may not be blondes in this turn of the great mandella, but there's no doubt they once were.

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A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10, 000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide
on the north side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The blonde opened the bag and found the $10, 000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 05-Sep-2006 11:22:49

Duh? I don't get it. I wonder of Texas Red will get it?

Post 3 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 05-Sep-2006 19:46:58

yes, I got it, it was silly a typical blonde joke, and no, I'm not a blonde. Guess what color hair I have...
cj

Post 4 by frequency (the music man) on Tuesday, 05-Sep-2006 21:53:33

please enlighten us. i didn't get it either.

Post 5 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 05-Sep-2006 22:38:54

she! blackmailed! another! blonde! get! it!

Post 6 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2006 5:37:25

lol I got it. but then again, I'm not blond

Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2006 6:47:05

Okay, before anyone thinks I'm really that stupid, I really did get it. I was trying to make a joke? Hello? Are you all blondes?

Post 8 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2006 10:57:08

lmfao. i was being sarcastic. christ!

Post 9 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2006 11:02:04

That's the trouble with computers as well as with not knowing each other very well. It's hard to tell whether someone is kidding or really as dense as a certain remark might indicate.

Post 10 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2006 11:16:07

In some cases, though, the truth will out. <grin>

Actually, folks, didn't mean to start a big hooplah. After all, it's just a joke. And Carla (aka Texas Red), I kinda figured you weren't a blonde, that's why the great mandella phrase in my first post.

So, in deep humbleness, I appologize to all the blondes and blonde wanna bees. But, I thought it was sort of funny.

Bob

Post 11 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2006 11:28:23

It was, indeed, funny. Most of your jokes are.

Post 12 by Pink Pineapple (Veteran Zoner) on Thursday, 07-Sep-2006 4:49:00

oh lored I'm not even a blond and I got it lol

Post 13 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 08-Sep-2006 10:25:19

lol. that's a good one